Here's a little poem for you  

Another year has passed
and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.

There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 110 views | posted Jan 27, 2012 at 12:36 PM

Gun Wisdom!  
If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If you don't own a gun, WHY?

· Guns have only two enemies – rust and politicians.

· It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

·...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 243 views | posted Jan 24, 2012 at 9:19 PM

Crisis runs in the family  

Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 148 views | posted Jan 22, 2012 at 6:34 PM

The Power Of Money  

It can buy a house, but not a home.
It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
It can buy a clock, but not time.
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
It can buy you a position but not respect.
It ca...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 132 views | posted Jan 19, 2012 at 2:22 PM

neurological test  
A short neurological test

1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 173 views | posted Jan 11, 2012 at 10:15 PM

THE TOILET SEAT  
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the
seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.
After finishing, he left to take care of anothe...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 182 views | posted Jan 2, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Happy New Year!  
After serious & cautious consideration . . . Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2012.

It was a very hard decision to make so...try not to screw it up!

My Wishes for Yo...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 146 views | posted Dec 29, 2011 at 8:25 AM

Redeo Sex  
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach arou...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 246 views | posted Dec 19, 2011 at 11:15 PM

Fable of the Porcupine  
It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of each woun...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | 181 views | posted Dec 8, 2011 at 10:40 PM