Poor Guy
Subject:
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her brea...More...
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posted Jul 23, 2010 at 9:15 AM
Rookie cop vers biker!
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got ...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.He could not remove the pigeons from the city.All ofPhoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix could not wa...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2010 at 3:25 PM
These are jokes ?
Wall
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
"25
to life" would be appropriate. Leno
America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mas...More...
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posted Jul 16, 2010 at 5:43 PM
How to sell toothbrushes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
> Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
> productive salesmanship.
>
> Little Sally led off: "...More...
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posted Jul 15, 2010 at 10:09 AM
Preachers last requesrt!!
An old Biker Preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his
lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they
ent...More...
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posted Jul 13, 2010 at 8:38 PM
A cow an Ant and a old fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day...More...
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posted Jul 12, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Damn!!!!!
I just found out acording to my profile I'm a Jew. Bet my old baptist mom rollrd over in her grave.
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posted Jul 10, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Life
Life according to Woody Allen-
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every da...More...
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posted Jul 10, 2010 at 9:25 PM
more stupid!
Dusty and Rusty are in dead-ends jobs. They decide they need to get some schooling to get anywhere in life. So they ride to the local community college and stroll into the counselor’s office.
The cou...More...
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