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Lyman, South Carolina
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Retirement is different for everybody!  

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Kathy, Arlene, Nancy, Lacey, Franca and Rosie.
I thought this was...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 275 views | posted Jul 24, 2010 at 3:46 PM

The priest and his rooster  

The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church.

One Sunday morning, before mass, he
went to feed the bi...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 296 views | posted Jul 24, 2010 at 2:12 PM

Poor Guy  
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her brea...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 303 views | posted Jul 23, 2010 at 9:15 AM

Rookie cop vers biker!  

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 323 views | posted Jul 17, 2010 at 8:33 PM

Blue Pigeon  

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.He could not remove the pigeons from the city.All ofPhoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix could not wa...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 282 views | posted Jul 17, 2010 at 3:25 PM

These are jokes ?  

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
to life" would be appropriate. Leno
America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mas...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Jul 16, 2010 at 5:43 PM

How to sell toothbrushes  
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
> Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
> productive salesmanship.
> Little Sally led off: "...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 248 views | posted Jul 15, 2010 at 10:09 AM

Preachers last requesrt!!  
An old Biker Preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his
lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they
1 comment | 0 kudos | 281 views | posted Jul 13, 2010 at 8:38 PM

A cow an Ant and a old fart  

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 327 views | posted Jul 12, 2010 at 5:50 PM

I just found out acording to my profile I'm a Jew. Bet my old baptist mom rollrd over in her grave.
0 comments | 0 kudos | 251 views | posted Jul 10, 2010 at 9:32 PM

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