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Lyman, South Carolina
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The Weding Test!  
My wonderful girlfriend & i had been dating for over a yr and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me,it was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was 22,...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 278 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Wal-Mart greeter  

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minde...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 323 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Thai has probably been here before but it'a funny and I like Forest Gump!  
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 309 views | posted Aug 15, 2010 at 8:43 AM

Biker and his monkey  
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 304 views | posted Aug 14, 2010 at 2:25 PM

Never Lie To A Woman  
A man called home to his wife & said,"Honey i have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several friends...we'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promot...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 334 views | posted Aug 10, 2010 at 7:02 PM

The Solder And The Nun~  

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 365 views | posted Aug 7, 2010 at 9:26 PM

Badass Bob  
Happily Married Biker

Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 373 views | posted Aug 5, 2010 at 9:38 AM

Ten Thoughts To Ponder  
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 285 views | posted Jul 30, 2010 at 3:22 PM

2 Garbage bags  


“Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags”

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging t...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 323 views | posted Jul 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM

Where did piss poor come from?  

Interesting History

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery, if you had to do this...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 326 views | posted Jul 25, 2010 at 3:00 PM

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