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Lyman, South Carolina
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Wal-Mart greeter  


Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minde...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Thai has probably been here before but it'a funny and I like Forest Gump!  
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 255 views | posted Aug 15, 2010 at 8:43 AM

Biker and his monkey  
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 230 views | posted Aug 14, 2010 at 2:25 PM

Never Lie To A Woman  
A man called home to his wife & said,"Honey i have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several friends...we'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promot...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Aug 10, 2010 at 7:02 PM

The Solder And The Nun~  

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 295 views | posted Aug 7, 2010 at 9:26 PM

Badass Bob  
Happily Married Biker

Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 295 views | posted Aug 5, 2010 at 9:38 AM

Ten Thoughts To Ponder  
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 241 views | posted Jul 30, 2010 at 3:22 PM

2 Garbage bags  



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“Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags”

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging t...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 268 views | posted Jul 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM

Where did piss poor come from?  

Interesting History

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery, if you had to do this...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Jul 25, 2010 at 3:00 PM

Ken and Edna  


Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,

And every year Ken would say,

'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied,

'I know Ken, but that helicopter...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 267 views | posted Jul 24, 2010 at 8:28 PM

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