Hi Handsome A lesson in life  
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned...More...
9 comments | 5 kudos | 228 views | posted Aug 29, 2010 at 12:31 AM

Solving our problems  
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . Not me -- I concentrate on solut...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 181 views | posted Aug 27, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Hope this hasn't been here before  
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

* clears voice i...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 193 views | posted Aug 27, 2010 at 12:17 PM

PETS!  




FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT
DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 270 views | posted Aug 26, 2010 at 2:10 PM

Thanks  
I'm not much of a writer and haven't done anything of real intrest lately so I blog jokes I see just to get to meet you people here in pervia.
It's been to hot or wet for a long motorcycle ride thi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 187 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 3:47 PM

This is just funny! They fired the tech.  
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 258 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 3:23 PM

The Weding Test!  
My wonderful girlfriend & i had been dating for over a yr and decided to get married.

There was only one thing bothering me,it was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was 22,...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Wal-Mart greeter  


Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minde...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 233 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Thai has probably been here before but it'a funny and I like Forest Gump!  
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Aug 15, 2010 at 8:43 AM