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Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
Last Activity: 2 weeks ago

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Don't screw with old people  
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 374 views | posted Sep 4, 2010 at 2:52 PM

Warning to men Women using date rape drug  
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date drug on the market called "Beer."

The ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 433 views | posted Sep 3, 2010 at 11:38 AM

The Break-up  
Dear Wife:

I'm writing this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good.I've been a good man to you for seven yrs & I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 494 views | posted Sep 2, 2010 at 10:17 PM

Still Looking!  
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a real zest for life.

11 comments | 0 kudos | 411 views | posted Sep 1, 2010 at 9:41 PM

Hi Handsome A lesson in life  
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned...More...
9 comments | 5 kudos | 307 views | posted Aug 29, 2010 at 12:31 AM

Solving our problems  
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . Not me -- I concentrate on solut...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 258 views | posted Aug 27, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Hope this hasn't been here before  
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:

* clears voice i...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 261 views | posted Aug 27, 2010 at 12:17 PM



The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 397 views | posted Aug 26, 2010 at 2:10 PM

I'm not much of a writer and haven't done anything of real intrest lately so I blog jokes I see just to get to meet you people here in pervia.
It's been to hot or wet for a long motorcycle ride thi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 275 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 3:47 PM

This is just funny! They fired the tech.  
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 409 views | posted Aug 21, 2010 at 3:23 PM

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