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Nurses arn't suppose to laugh  

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Tom, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 333 views | posted Sep 26, 2010 at 3:47 AM

More Redneck humor  
Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbill...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 287 views | posted Sep 26, 2010 at 12:50 AM

Rednecks  
Redneck Cowboy
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/14/2007 - 13:55.
A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog un...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 304 views | posted Sep 25, 2010 at 9:50 AM

Giving up drugs  

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than j...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 368 views | posted Sep 24, 2010 at 10:12 PM

OK pervs I'm Back  
I been on a bike ride for 8 days and had a great time, got lots of new stuff to tell about just to tired to put it all on here tonight. Left on the 15th and went to Pannama City Fla. then turned west ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Sep 23, 2010 at 11:41 PM

OK pervs I'm Back  
I been on a bike ride for 8 days and had a great time, got lots of new stuff to tell about just to tired to put it all on here tonight. Left on the 15th and went to Pannama City Fla. then turned west ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 452 views | posted Sep 23, 2010 at 11:37 PM

Old Coot!  
An old prospector
shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and
tied his old mule to the h...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 314 views | posted Sep 11, 2010 at 10:47 PM

OUCH!!!!  


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The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare conditi...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 329 views | posted Sep 9, 2010 at 1:03 PM

Chapped Lips  
Two bros scootin' on a crisp fall morning. First one signals to pull over. Second one says "What's wrong?" First one says, "Man my lips are really chapped and hurtin'." Second one says, "C'mon man, to...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 332 views | posted Sep 4, 2010 at 11:44 PM

Don't screw with old people  
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 326 views | posted Sep 4, 2010 at 2:52 PM

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