Did you ever wonder?  


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but i...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 120 views | posted Feb 27, 2012 at 2:11 PM

Alabamma declares war on US  

Watch out Barack, the South will rise again!!!!! * Alabama **Declares War on the USA ** President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Ob...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 115 views | posted Feb 16, 2012 at 2:22 PM

Laugh of the day  

Mother's Driver's License - too cute not to forward.......
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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3 comments | 0 kudos | 171 views | posted Feb 14, 2012 at 2:20 PM

I shotThe Dog!  

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 132 views | posted Feb 13, 2012 at 9:12 PM

AARP  

This letter was sent to Mr. Rand who is the Executive Director of AARP.

THIS LADY NOT ONLY HAS A GRASP OF 'THE SITUATION' BUT AN INCREDIBLE COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Dear Mr. Rand,
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7 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Feb 11, 2012 at 9:16 PM

Holy E-Mail  


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent theangel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 123 views | posted Feb 10, 2012 at 6:12 PM

BLACK ROBBERS  
This is Funny!
(A True Story)

On a gambling weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of
quarters at a slot machine.

She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Feb 6, 2012 at 7:30 PM

The Worm Trick  

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pus...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 185 views | posted Feb 1, 2012 at 9:13 AM

Welfare check?  
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 179 views | posted Jan 30, 2012 at 1:47 PM