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New Yorker Moves To The Country  

A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 355 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 12:34 AM

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 414 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Statues Get Liberty!  

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statue...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 485 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM

The sunday afternoon ride  
A biker was out riding on a Sunday afternoon when he hit a bird. Being Sunday and him being in a good mood he decided to stop and check on the bird. He picked it up out of the ditch alongside the road...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 323 views | posted Nov 11, 2010 at 10:14 PM

Johnny at the Park!  

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can bare...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 344 views | posted Nov 11, 2010 at 9:08 PM

Mothers Worst Nightmare  

Dear mom,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and d...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 11:18 PM

Newlywed Rednecks  

A newlywed redneck couple arrive at their hotel to begin their honeymoon.

The manager greets them and says "I see you're newlyweds! ... I can give you the Bridal".

To which the husband replies...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 339 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 9:17 PM

little Johnny I've never heard  
tick It Out Johnny
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 324 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 2:53 PM

Little Ralph  

Little Ralphy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eat...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 362 views | posted Nov 10, 2010 at 12:41 AM

Pig in cow -catcher!  

A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice.

"There's a pig stuck in the cow- catcher and is still alive but he's...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 396 views | posted Nov 6, 2010 at 9:08 PM

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