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Ever Wonder?  

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 358 views | posted Nov 26, 2010 at 9:53 PM

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 381 views | posted Nov 24, 2010 at 9:46 PM

Lewinsky's final statement!!  

Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered thefomer President's firm denial:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 451 views | posted Nov 20, 2010 at 8:05 PM

Best he ever had!  

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 379 views | posted Nov 20, 2010 at 2:03 PM


A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California wood...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 441 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Butt Cheeks  

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 334 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 8:39 AM

Being too kind!  
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is goi...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 404 views | posted Nov 18, 2010 at 2:47 PM

So 2 old patch holders were discussing sex one day.

The 1st man proclaimed that sex was 10% pleasure and 90% work.

The 2nd man said, no no, you got that wrong it's 30% pleasure and 70% work....More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Nov 17, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Admiring Your Own work!  

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 546 views | posted Nov 16, 2010 at 9:16 PM

Mailman's Retirement  

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted b...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 10:51 PM

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