Woodpeckers!  

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California wood...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 330 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Butt Cheeks  

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 8:39 AM

Being too kind!  
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is goi...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 270 views | posted Nov 18, 2010 at 2:47 PM

Prospect!  
So 2 old patch holders were discussing sex one day.

The 1st man proclaimed that sex was 10% pleasure and 90% work.

The 2nd man said, no no, you got that wrong it's 30% pleasure and 70% work....More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Nov 17, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Admiring Your Own work!  

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 421 views | posted Nov 16, 2010 at 9:16 PM

Mailman's Retirement  

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted b...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 249 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 10:51 PM

New Yorker Moves To The Country  

A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 237 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 12:34 AM

APPLE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!  
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 291 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Statues Get Liberty!  

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statue...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | 366 views | posted Nov 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM