AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
hog77297
67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
Last Activity: Today

Cancer Cancer
send mail forward to friend
send wink print profile
add to favorites report abuse
add to friends post shoutout

Turkey  
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 324 views | posted Nov 24, 2010 at 9:46 PM

Lewinsky's final statement!!  

Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered thefomer President's firm denial:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 383 views | posted Nov 20, 2010 at 8:05 PM

Best he ever had!  

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 309 views | posted Nov 20, 2010 at 2:03 PM

Woodpeckers!  

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California wood...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 374 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 3:26 PM

Butt Cheeks  

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Nov 19, 2010 at 8:39 AM

Being too kind!  
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is goi...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 337 views | posted Nov 18, 2010 at 2:47 PM

Prospect!  
So 2 old patch holders were discussing sex one day.

The 1st man proclaimed that sex was 10% pleasure and 90% work.

The 2nd man said, no no, you got that wrong it's 30% pleasure and 70% work....More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Nov 17, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Admiring Your Own work!  

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | 491 views | posted Nov 16, 2010 at 9:16 PM

Mailman's Retirement  

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted b...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 10:51 PM

New Yorker Moves To The Country  

A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted Nov 13, 2010 at 12:34 AM

page << 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >> of 26 pages < previous | next >
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

*WARNING* AdultMatchdoctor does not screen its members. It is very important that you read our safety warning before you communicate with any of our members. Profiles from Non-English speaking countries have their own special section on the safety warning page, make sure to read it if you are responding to such profiles!

*18 U.S.C. 2257* This website is exempt from 18 U.S.C. 2257.  This website does not produce visual depictions of actual sexual conduct, but is a mere hosting service/distributor of classified dating ads that may contain such photos submitted by our members. Read more here.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02