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67-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight -- starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 291 views | posted Dec 9, 2010 at 1:10 PM

The Magic Elevator  

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby....More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 203 views | posted Dec 3, 2010 at 7:24 PM

The Magic Elevator  

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby....More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Dec 3, 2010 at 7:24 PM

Reedneck Etiquett  

Ears:
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job
that should be done in private using one's own
truck keys. (NOTE: Keys must also be cleaned
regularly, because ear wax buildup can ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 299 views | posted Dec 2, 2010 at 11:51 AM

Weather Prediction!  

The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.

It must be true because the squirrels are gathering nuts
Three of my friends have disappeared.
Are you O.K.?


12 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Dec 1, 2010 at 7:51 PM

Thangs To Think About  

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and a...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted Nov 30, 2010 at 12:02 AM

North & South  
The difference between the North and the South - at last,
clearly explained....

The North
has Bloomingdale's , the South has Dollar General .

The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffl...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 320 views | posted Nov 27, 2010 at 11:58 PM

Philosophic Questions?  
Philosophic Questions
Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about
important stuff!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Wha...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 287 views | posted Nov 27, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Blond And Blue1  

A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 281 views | posted Nov 27, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Ever Wonder?  

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 306 views | posted Nov 26, 2010 at 9:53 PM

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