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Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
Last Activity: 3 weeks ago

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Winning the prize!!  
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the hor...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Jan 6, 2011 at 7:28 PM


He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me
into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 298 views | posted Dec 30, 2010 at 10:22 AM

Joke don't judge just laugh!  

1) I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I' haven't eaten for two days' I told him 'I...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | 378 views | posted Dec 23, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Ed and Sam, two friends well past retirement age, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Ed didn't show up. Sam didn't think much abou...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 303 views | posted Dec 22, 2010 at 8:45 PM

OH My heart bleeds for this guy!  

A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 326 views | posted Dec 20, 2010 at 12:57 PM

Doing the laundry!  

A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.

'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.

`Sshhh ' said the bride. `All the neighbors will know what we...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 361 views | posted Dec 17, 2010 at 3:18 PM

The End Of The World!  
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?



National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 285 views | posted Dec 16, 2010 at 10:51 AM

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  

•SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

•BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 366 views | posted Dec 15, 2010 at 11:13 PM

Where's The Line To See Jesus?  
Wow is this so true!
I hope this will work!!
5 comments | 0 kudos | 724 views | posted Dec 10, 2010 at 3:23 PM

Condensed History  

For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains d...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 293 views | posted Dec 10, 2010 at 11:17 AM

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