Ed&Sam!!!  
Ed and Sam, two friends well past retirement age, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Ed didn't show up. Sam didn't think much abou...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 199 views | posted Dec 22, 2010 at 8:45 PM

OH My heart bleeds for this guy!  

A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 193 views | posted Dec 20, 2010 at 12:57 PM

Doing the laundry!  

A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.

'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.

`Sshhh ' said the bride. `All the neighbors will know what we...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 243 views | posted Dec 17, 2010 at 3:18 PM

The End Of The World!  
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 209 views | posted Dec 16, 2010 at 10:51 AM

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?  

•SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

•BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 237 views | posted Dec 15, 2010 at 11:13 PM

Where's The Line To See Jesus?  
Wow is this so true!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_883236&v=OExXItDyWEY
I hope this will work!!
5 comments | 0 kudos | 609 views | posted Dec 10, 2010 at 3:23 PM

Condensed History  


For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains d...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 201 views | posted Dec 10, 2010 at 11:17 AM

Getting Even !  





One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight -- starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put ...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 244 views | posted Dec 9, 2010 at 1:10 PM

The Magic Elevator  

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby....More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 167 views | posted Dec 3, 2010 at 7:24 PM