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The Power Of The Press  

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 300 views | posted Jan 29, 2011 at 6:04 PM

Testicle Problem!  

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "Th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 367 views | posted Jan 28, 2011 at 10:46 AM

And Then The Fight Started  

1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels..
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 346 views | posted Jan 27, 2011 at 2:32 PM

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regul...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 334 views | posted Jan 23, 2011 at 11:06 AM

Biker Wrench~  
The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there wai...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 315 views | posted Jan 22, 2011 at 9:02 PM

The Penguin & The Icecream  

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 383 views | posted Jan 21, 2011 at 9:16 PM

The Fastest Thing?  

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided t...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 274 views | posted Jan 20, 2011 at 10:04 PM

Concentration Test For Men  

I hope this works!

5 comments | 0 kudos | 458 views | posted Jan 15, 2011 at 8:53 PM

Damn Red Tape  

A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tr...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | 437 views | posted Jan 13, 2011 at 7:28 PM

Redneck Holywater  

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 304 views | posted Jan 8, 2011 at 9:00 PM

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