OCD  

This dude hooked up with a girl with OCD (Obsessive-compulsive-disorder) last nite. She told him she was obsessed with doing everything alphabetically. So first they did it Anal, then she gave him a...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 279 views | posted Feb 5, 2011 at 2:14 PM

Death Of A family Member  

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy,"...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 320 views | posted Feb 4, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Interesting...But Completely Usless Facts  

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Feb 3, 2011 at 8:07 PM

The Summary of my e-mails for the last year  

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the to...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 207 views | posted Feb 2, 2011 at 9:45 PM

New Pledge Of Allegiance  
(TOTALLY AWESOME)!


Since the Pledge of Allegiance

And

The Lord's Prayer

Are not allowed in most

Public schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....

A ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 243 views | posted Feb 2, 2011 at 12:41 AM

Little Johnny I've never heard  
Michael and Larry got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.


In the m...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 198 views | posted Jan 30, 2011 at 3:26 PM

The Power Of The Press  


A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 195 views | posted Jan 29, 2011 at 6:04 PM

Testicle Problem!  

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "Th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 249 views | posted Jan 28, 2011 at 10:46 AM

And Then The Fight Started  


1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels..
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
______________...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Jan 27, 2011 at 2:32 PM