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The Mayonnaise Jar  

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.The Ma

A professor stood before his philosophy class and...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 319 views | posted Feb 9, 2011 at 7:55 PM

To The Bitter End  

Joe was dying.

His wife, Beth was maintaining a candlelight vigil at his bed side. She held his fragile hand, tears streaming down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looke...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 345 views | posted Feb 7, 2011 at 9:52 PM

My Dog Named Sex  
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the cler...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 303 views | posted Feb 5, 2011 at 11:31 PM


This dude hooked up with a girl with OCD (Obsessive-compulsive-disorder) last nite. She told him she was obsessed with doing everything alphabetically. So first they did it Anal, then she gave him a...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 379 views | posted Feb 5, 2011 at 2:14 PM

Death Of A family Member  

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy,"...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 414 views | posted Feb 4, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Interesting...But Completely Usless Facts  

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 302 views | posted Feb 3, 2011 at 8:07 PM

The Summary of my e-mails for the last year  

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the to...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 301 views | posted Feb 2, 2011 at 9:45 PM

New Pledge Of Allegiance  

Since the Pledge of Allegiance


The Lord's Prayer

Are not allowed in most

Public schools anymore

Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....

A ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 348 views | posted Feb 2, 2011 at 12:41 AM

Little Johnny I've never heard  
Michael and Larry got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the m...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 284 views | posted Jan 30, 2011 at 3:26 PM

The Power Of The Press  

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 291 views | posted Jan 29, 2011 at 6:04 PM

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