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Lyman, South Carolina
United States
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My Dog Named Sex  




Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I tol...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 306 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 10:56 AM

We are in trouble!  
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The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 269 views | posted Mar 16, 2011 at 11:30 PM

THREE LITTLE PIGS  
This is a story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 390 views | posted Mar 11, 2011 at 7:46 PM

5to9  
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on th...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 305 views | posted Mar 10, 2011 at 10:27 PM

ASSHOLE STREACHER  

A man was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge when he was pulled over by an officer. The office comes up to the man’s window and says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know how fast you were going?” Th...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Feb 20, 2011 at 7:05 PM

ASSHOLE STREACHER  

A man was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge when he was pulled over by an officer. The office comes up to the man’s window and says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know how fast you were going?” Th...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 367 views | posted Feb 20, 2011 at 7:04 PM

Four Friends At A Party  
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first ...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 391 views | posted Feb 18, 2011 at 12:00 AM

Fable Of The Porcupine  



It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. They were covered and protected, but the quills of e...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | 327 views | posted Feb 16, 2011 at 11:09 PM

THREE WISE WOMEN  
Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women?

You might get the following:

•They would have asked for directions.
•They would h...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 286 views | posted Feb 11, 2011 at 7:32 PM

Packers-Steelers  
Once upon a time long, long, ago there was a season when neither the
Packers nor the Steelers made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual, that the management of both teams got together and ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 313 views | posted Feb 10, 2011 at 12:24 PM

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