The Druggist!  
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times befo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 202 views | posted Mar 26, 2011 at 7:44 PM

The Druggist!  
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times befo...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 253 views | posted Mar 26, 2011 at 7:43 PM

What You Scatter!  
In Memory Of Night Of Old

A lesson of life
Read the following and have a GREAT day!

I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bo...More...
12 comments | 6 kudos | 483 views | posted Mar 25, 2011 at 10:07 PM

How To Go Fishing!  

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 212 views | posted Mar 25, 2011 at 1:24 AM

Should A Child Witness Birth?  
Here's your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-yr
old boy to hold a flashlight high over his mommy ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 286 views | posted Mar 20, 2011 at 9:06 AM

FISHING!  
I don't want to be a blog hog but this is just to good not to share!

A husband and wife go fishing at a lake. While they are fishing, the husband slips and falls into the lake. He can not swim so h...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Mar 18, 2011 at 11:54 PM

A Little Leprechaun  
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 267 views | posted Mar 18, 2011 at 12:42 PM

My Dog Named Sex  




Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I tol...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 232 views | posted Mar 17, 2011 at 10:56 AM

We are in trouble!  
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The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 206 views | posted Mar 16, 2011 at 11:30 PM