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Now this is just sad!  

ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pok...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 410 views | posted May 3, 2011 at 1:35 PM


Larry Is In The Hospital!
Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and:
Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been?
Larry replies: I was out getting a...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 385 views | posted Apr 28, 2011 at 6:07 AM

> A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
> On the way home he stoppe...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 510 views | posted Apr 15, 2011 at 1:22 PM


It's happy hour at a local bar and all the patrons are just starting to order some drinks and unwind on a Friday evening.

Suddenly, a guy walks in carrying a live alligator under his arm.
4 comments | 1 kudo | 582 views | posted Apr 13, 2011 at 11:18 PM

I Shot The Dog!  


A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets s...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 543 views | posted Apr 10, 2011 at 9:37 PM

Who invented the AC for autos  
.The Rest of the Story!
The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.
On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97º....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 410 views | posted Apr 8, 2011 at 7:52 PM

Mothers Worst Nightmare  

Dear mom,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and d...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 576 views | posted Apr 7, 2011 at 10:42 AM

Rednecks MagicElevator  

A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.

The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator.

"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.

"I ain't never did see no...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 553 views | posted Apr 6, 2011 at 2:43 PM

Redneck Wrastelling  

Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 550 views | posted Apr 5, 2011 at 11:36 PM

A Girls First Time  
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you sha...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 537 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 7:10 PM

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