Alligator  


It's happy hour at a local bar and all the patrons are just starting to order some drinks and unwind on a Friday evening.

Suddenly, a guy walks in carrying a live alligator under his arm.
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4 comments | 1 kudo | 430 views | posted Apr 13, 2011 at 11:18 PM

I Shot The Dog!  

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A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets s...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 372 views | posted Apr 10, 2011 at 9:37 PM

Who invented the AC for autos  
.The Rest of the Story!
The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.
On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97º....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 256 views | posted Apr 8, 2011 at 7:52 PM

Mothers Worst Nightmare  

Dear mom,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and d...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 386 views | posted Apr 7, 2011 at 10:42 AM

Rednecks MagicElevator  

A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.

The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator.

"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.

"I ain't never did see no...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 415 views | posted Apr 6, 2011 at 2:43 PM

Redneck Wrastelling  

Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were sitting in a bar one night watching rasslin' on the tube. At the end of the match was an advertisement. A loud, obnoxious character came on screaming about the $10...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 407 views | posted Apr 5, 2011 at 11:36 PM

A Girls First Time  
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you sha...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 368 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 7:10 PM

What you never knew about manure!  

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so
large shipments of manure were quite common.

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6 comments | 0 kudos | 369 views | posted Mar 31, 2011 at 8:03 PM

Chicken or egg WTF  
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I gu...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 389 views | posted Mar 30, 2011 at 11:56 PM