God and lawn care  


God said: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ag...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 229 views | posted Jun 15, 2011 at 12:20 AM

New Living Will  
New Living Will

I, __Hog77________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 249 views | posted Jun 13, 2011 at 5:49 PM

FBI recruits  

3 potential FBI recruits 2 men and 1 woman were at the final test.

The instructor handed the 1st male a gun and pointed to a door and said: " Inside is your wife she is sitting on a chair, take ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 194 views | posted Jun 8, 2011 at 2:44 PM

The Ventriloquist  
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Oklahoma .

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde
jokes.

Sudden...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 191 views | posted Jun 7, 2011 at 9:17 PM

Cowboy Story  


A handsome Cowboy walked into a drug store in Wyoming and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister own...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 231 views | posted May 24, 2011 at 7:46 PM

The Plan  
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this mess...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 252 views | posted May 10, 2011 at 7:34 PM

Now this is just sad!  

ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pok...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 178 views | posted May 3, 2011 at 1:35 PM

Now this is just sad!  

ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pok...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 238 views | posted May 3, 2011 at 1:35 PM

Larry  

Larry Is In The Hospital!
Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and:
Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been?
Larry replies: I was out getting a...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 225 views | posted Apr 28, 2011 at 6:07 AM