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Seeking Women: 45 - 60
Lyman, South Carolina
United States
Last Activity: 1 week ago

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Cock Breath  
Penis breath, a lover's dread.
Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasent as it tends to be.
Be grateful that he doesn't pee.
It's times like this you wonder why.
You bother reachin...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | 76 views | posted Mar 22, 2016 at 4:47 PM

2 Million bikers head to DC  

Permit Denied to 2 Million Bikers to DC on 9/11; Riders Roll Anyway!
by Tammy on September 9, 2013
Posted in: Good Idea, Good News, Hero, Inspiration, Patriotism, September 11
As I posted ...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | 476 views | posted Sep 10, 2013 at 5:23 PM


A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took o...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 262 views | posted Aug 13, 2013 at 7:24 PM

Old Dogs  

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of havin...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 303 views | posted Feb 13, 2013 at 9:16 AM

Men? [ One for the ladys]  
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Jul 9, 2012 at 10:45 PM

work when you have too,
quit when you can,
conform to society,
but be your own man.
drink when you're thirsty,
laugh when you're high,
love a good woman
and ride until you die!...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 362 views | posted Jul 3, 2012 at 9:14 PM

last night!  
You laid on my naked body and applied your mouth to me without guilt or humiliation. You drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I awoke you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail....More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 366 views | posted Jun 14, 2012 at 2:33 PM

Simple Truths  


Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screw...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 313 views | posted Jun 13, 2012 at 8:11 AM

The Hot Air Balloon  

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I wou...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | 358 views | posted Apr 10, 2012 at 9:17 PM


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came ou...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 469 views | posted Apr 2, 2012 at 12:19 PM

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