Joke / Poem : Why It Sucks Being Me ,.......  
Reasons I'm here doing this & NOT gettin some !

#1) I was breast fed by my father, Mom only liked me as a friend.

#2) If it wasn't for "pick-pockets " , I wouldnt have any sex life at all !

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5 comments | 0 kudos | 268 views | posted Sep 23, 2007 at 3:28 PM

A Christmas Poem " Santas' Boner "  
I'm sure we all remember being dragged off the mall as children when Mom wanted Christmas pics of her offspring with Santa to proudly display & pass out to friends & family.
Well, in my case,...waiti...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 182 views | posted Aug 15, 2007 at 11:27 AM

A Christmas Poem " Santas' Boner "  
I'm sure we all remember being dragged off the mall as children when Mom wanted Christmas pics of her offspring with Santa to proudly display & pass out to friends & family.
Well, in my case,...waiti...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 192 views | posted Aug 15, 2007 at 11:27 AM

Am I a Freak because I have an " Asian Amputee Midget Fetish " ??  
I mean , come on, easy access to BOTH holes,if she wore a vest with a handle, cup holder & a couple of pockets on it for the remotes,& room for an ashtray it'd be just like having a living , breathing...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 473 views | posted Aug 15, 2007 at 10:45 AM