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I took my dog to the vet today. The vet told me that he had to have his distemper shot, and that it was just a regular vac. I told the vet that was fine and to give him the shot. Got him home and for ...
| 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Jul 16, 2011 at 12:14 AM
a sick laugh
I just got this e-mailed to me lol....and just had to share it with you all... if yo have a weak stomach you might wanna skip this joke tho
I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether ...
| 0 kudos | 211 views | posted Jun 20, 2011 at 11:31 PM
isn't life great?
I have have a story to tell, and then a few things to say.....
I was at a diner with my cousin the other day. In that same diner the was a woman talking to her child.... She had grabbed him by th...
| 1 kudo | 260 views | posted Jun 20, 2011 at 4:14 PM
For The Veteran's
First let me say happy Fathers Day......
I was talking to a war veteran today, and I found out some unfortunate truths.... He told me that when he got back from the war he was an outcast. That n...
| 1 kudo | 230 views | posted Jun 19, 2011 at 8:05 PM
to funny to pass up/ a thanksgiving joke
yes I know it is not thanksgiving..... but this joke is just to funny to me lol
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
| 0 kudos | 168 views | posted Jun 18, 2011 at 9:40 PM
So I put my pic's up the day I started on this site.....That was over a week ago, and they are still pending.... It's not like I am naked in them.... So does anyone know how long it takes for pi...
| 0 kudos | 284 views | posted Jun 15, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Quick Joke for those that need a laugh
MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THIS E-MAIL....HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT !!!
MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
For my loyal pet, Jake, the Wo...
| 0 kudos | 216 views | posted Jun 13, 2011 at 4:45 PM
So I have been on this site for about a week..... I am a woman seeking a woman, but for some reason I get all these guys hitting me up!!!! WTF! So I am going to ask nice.... Please if you are a man......
| 0 kudos | 255 views | posted Jun 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM
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