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fortysixandtwo
47-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 34 - 45
Louisville, Tennessee
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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OOOOH I WON  
I'm forever going into stores here and if I have a few extra dollars I'll buy a Powerball ticket well I stick'em in my console and about every 2months (when they get in the way and are flowing out)I'l...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Jun 18, 2009 at 9:14 PM

PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED  
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy
some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 154 views | posted Feb 20, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Golfing  
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hand...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 159 views | posted Feb 19, 2009 at 11:17 AM

MURDER AT WALMART  
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy
marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 220 views | posted Feb 11, 2009 at 6:31 PM

BOB THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR  
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, the...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 181 views | posted Feb 11, 2009 at 1:03 AM

And you can sell there children!!!!!!!!  
This is for my buddy Pink To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - pet nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes a...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 172 views | posted Feb 9, 2009 at 11:22 PM

HELLS KITCHEN  
Has anyone ever watched this show?It's on tonite.I know alot of you have seen American Idol and know Simon's antics well he couldn't carry Gordon Ramseys light of day i watched the new season premiere...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted Feb 5, 2009 at 2:26 AM

"And then the fight started "  
A buddy sent me this in a email just thought i'd share it with everyone here My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.' ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 179 views | posted Feb 2, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Kurtis the stock boy and Brenda the check out girl  
KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND
> BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL
> In a supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new
voice
> came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4....More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 156 views | posted Feb 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM

AUNT MILDRED  
Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
> the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
> herself and join him in death.
>
> Thinking tha...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 192 views | posted Feb 1, 2009 at 2:10 AM

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