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evild614
27-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 26
Columbus, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Looking for NSA fun

About myself
I am a fairly busy, cerebral 21 Y.O. college student looking to cut loose and get nasty, either 1 night stand or possible FWB if the chemistry is there.
Looks- Think hobbit. I know not many women are turned on by that, but if you’re bored with the pretty-boys I might be just what you need.
Must be D&D free- that is unless you can keep up with a level 26 Paladin.
Buy you a drink- yes. Support you and your kids- no.

The person I would like to meet
Does not think TV=culture
Has a wry sense of humor
Sociable
Open-minded
Can define at least one of the following terms (without looking them up): D-20, slashfic, hitpoint, bludger, astromech.

About my work
I do on-call work for the local Stagehands' Union. You know in the beginning and ends of music videos, how sometimes there's footage of a stage or set being built, set in fast-forward? I'm one of those little black dots scurrying around.

I also own a small mobile DJ business, which is currently getting off the ground.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Sci-Fi cons. If you think these are shindigs where socially inept virgin guys sit around playing Magic all day, you're definitely not going to the cons I go to. We party like rock stars.

Skiing
Record shopping
Karaoke (not to imply that I can sing worth a damn)

My idea of a great date
We meet somewhere casual, like a coffee shop or abandoned slaughterhouse (your choice, depending on your sense of adventure), talk for maybe an hour, then if the chemistry is there, go somewhere private and shag like rabbits.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Never even been threatened with marriage.

What is your fantasy vacation?
Either a ski trip someplace exotic like Chile or Nepal, or a long road trip. I've done the latter, and it was great.

What is your academic background?
After high school, I made my first feeble attempt at college at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, which is renowned for its engineering program. After I realized I didn't want to be an engineer, I moved back to Columbus and enrolled at Ohio State, where I'm studying theatrical sound design. I'm not at all like the frat boys you see throwing beer cans across 15th, I assure you.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
A week of skiing in Telluride, Colorado. I didn't like it, I LOVED it! I came home in a lot of pain but the good definitely outweighed the bad.

What do you find attractive in people?
There's something very charming about a girl who knows she's different/not popular and doesn't give a shit. I'm somewhat eccentric and I like the women I'm with to be as well.

What do others do that irritate you?
Well, there's people at parties, bars, etc. who yell Whooooo! really loud because they think that otherwise people won't be able to tell that they're having a good time.

That and people that are just, well, mundane.

What do you think is your best quality?
I take really good care of my hair. I'm an excellent cook. I can make stuff sound good and I can make one mean gin and tonic.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I say the stuff that other people are thinking but know better than to say.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
What is your weapon of choice and why?

Describe your physique.
Short. Stocky. Hairy. No stranger to physical activity, but I'll never be a male model, that's for sure.

My "little friend" is average in length, with a larger than average head. Circumcised.

What do you do well sexually?
I've been told I'm good at giving oral, and that I'm good with canes and floggers when it comes to S/M.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I love a long, slow, wet blowjob (who doesn't?). I've also tried being the sub a couple of times, and with the right top, it's fun. I should use this space to point out that this is by no means an ad for kinksters only. If you just want some good ole' fashioned boot-knockin', that would be great, too.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Threesomes, e-stim, and someday I'd like to get with a girl that really enjoys, not just grudgingly consents to, but honestly enjoys anal.

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Lots of them, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't want to re-live them with you!

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Clean as a whistle.

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'd like to start with a one-night stand, and if we really hit it off, a FWB situation would be nice.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
I once saw a rejected New Yorker cartoon that had a picture of a toilet. The toilet had a really happy, upbeat expression on his face, and he exclaimed. "Today is going to be different, I can feel it!"
I found the cartoon rather sad, but at the same time, it shows that no matter how hard you think your life is, there's always someone worse off than you who hasn't given up.

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