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Heres a joke:
Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall.
I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall say "Hi there, how is it going?" I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road.
I didn't know what to do so finally I say "Not bad..." The voice says: "So, what are you doing?" Talk about your dumb questions.
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me..."
The person I would like to meet
Cannibals capture three men.
The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes.
Then they are each given a final request.
The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him.
The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
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