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PUT THAT AWAY!
Oh I see we have a new visitor today isn’t that excellent. Yes please do take a seat right over there. One more to the class wont hurt. As you can see up on the board in bold is our topic at present Elegantd. A photo baring a likeness of our subject’s image hangs just to the left. This is an informal class so please speak up freely and without worry. If there is no questions to start than I shall begin. Elegantd what kind of man is he? It would seem under these circumstances this question is most essential. After all this is a dating site. It would seem then I am tasked with the responsibility of defining him and his essential qualities as to make him palatable to the opposite sex, please bare in mind I am no miracle worker. But I shall give it the good old college try as it were. “A rose by any other name shall smell just a sweet” is a saying you are all very familiar with I am sure. What’s in a name? Some say elegance is a characteristic used best to describe a woman. The moniker of Elegantd then would seem to suggest and overly feministic description of the man or at the least a sense of daintiness. Nothing can be farther from the truth. When the man and the name are compared humor arises from the juxtaposition of the two, for Elegantd can be at times anything but Elegant. Humor of the baser sort holds quite an appeal for the man however, highbrow humor does not entirely escape his attention. In short he is the type of man that loves to laugh and to see others laugh as well. As he once put it so elegantly “Love may be the key to opening a woman’s heart but laughter is the crowbar to pry hers legs apart.” Yes I know such words of wisdom, see what I have to work with.
The person I would like to meet
However, I did indeed take the contract to as he put it help him get lai….um…Well I am not sure that would be appropriate….lets see increase the likely hood of him getting to know more women in the biblical sense. Well it could be worse I was at least able to talk him out of using a cock shot for his photo. I suppose there is help for the world. But moving on, Elegantd does have some experience with the academic world as well as a few of his academic coeds as well. I am fairly sure all such meeting were above bored and adequately chaperoned as the young man did graduate with a degree in psychology and minor in neuroscience. I think it would be appropriate to say he fancies himself as intelligent after all he does have all those magazines in the bathroom. The ones in which he vociferously claims to have in order to read the thought-provoking and germane social commentary as well as the witty Op Ed articles. I am not confident in what fashion he employs their use but the pages are quite often stuck together and lets just say not on the articles or Op Ed sections. Elegantd is blessed with a capacious sex drive and enjoys the carnal arts indeed. A kind thoughtful lover that takes the quality time to insure his partner reaches the same bliss he himself does. A man who is dedicated to the idea that sex is not an end but rather a means by which one uses as a tool to enhance and reaffirm a loving committed relationship. Umhemm excuse me for some reason I feel rather like a used car salesmen. However, for all his foibles or perhaps despite them Elegantd is a very generous and kind man. He is loyal to a fault after all his has been with his right hand since puberty and I am glad to say without going blind.
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