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Dating should be safe, not scary.
I am a ninja warrior. My recent activity involves fighting space samurai from the belt of orion. Basically, if you take Jack Sparrow and Wolverine and smash them together you get me, but with more excitement and panache.
You googled panache didn't you?
I like to fight from my custom Lamborghini. Maybe I can pick you up in a Lamborghini. What's your favorite color? Because I own a Lamborghini in every color!
I just bought a mansion and a guest house with my ninja money. I kept the guest house and tore down the mansion so I could build a parking garage for my Lamborghini and Ferrari cars.
Did I mention I have Ferarri cars too? I have Ferarri cars too.
Did you notice gas prices dropped back down? That happens when I refuel my cars, I have so many. You're welcome.
My middle name is danger and I have a chin weasel. You like the chin weasel.
I could say I am a guy doing what I can to survive in the grueling environment that is the Michigan economy and that sometimes I like to share company with people and participate in life's adventures together. I could say that I am flawed individual that uses his only strengths to make it out there. But, that's pretty damn boring isn't it?
The person I would like to meet
I am looking for a person that craves fun and adventure! Also, they would have to want to take a bullet for me. This last trait is very important.
About my work
I really hate space samurai and I really like killing space samurai.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Music, Art, Life
My idea of a great date
I would take someone to the galapagos islands and drop them off into the shark infested waters with me. I hope you can swim fast! LOL!
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
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