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earthquake501
71-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 45 - 65
Conway, Arkansas
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A lot of nerve  
I was sitting on a park bench enjoying the warm sun. A lady walks up while talking on the phone. She sat down next to me and asks if she could have some privacy. I told her that she sure could. Ju...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 298 views | posted Jan 11, 2010 at 2:27 PM

Three Indians  
A young indian brave asked his father how he and his brother and sister were named. His father replied that after your sister was born, I stepped out of the teepee and the first thing I saw was a gra...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 194 views | posted Nov 12, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Obama  
It was just announced, President Obama watched a college football game over the weekend, and has been awarded the Heisman Trophy!
8 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Oct 13, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Question  
What is the most unusual or out of the ordinary place that you and your lover have made whoopee?
9 comments | 0 kudos | 237 views | posted Sep 30, 2009 at 2:41 PM

Little Johnny,,,,again  
Little Johnny walks in and see his dad putting on a condom. Little Johnny asks, "What are you doing?"
His dad thinks real quick and says, "I'm gonna catch a mouse".
Little Johnny says, "what are yo...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 193 views | posted Sep 25, 2009 at 10:38 PM

Little Johnny  
Little Johnny walks in and catches his mother changing her Kotex. He asks what happened and his mother replies, "that's just where the Indian shot me."
"Damn," Little Johnny says, "got you right in ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 222 views | posted Sep 25, 2009 at 5:00 PM

Disturbed  
A 90 year old man was living with his son and daughter in law. The old gentleman was quiet, and stayed in his room most of the time. One day they heard the most profane language coming from his room...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 195 views | posted Sep 24, 2009 at 5:28 PM

THE Rules  
1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possible know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 223 views | posted Aug 22, 2009 at 4:25 PM

Some things that I wonder about.  
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil come from corn, peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 180 views | posted Aug 21, 2009 at 8:43 PM

50th Wedding Anniversary  
Fred and Ethel, to celebrate their 50th anniversary decide to return to where they spent their honeymoon.

Fred says he is going to do the same thing that she did 50 years earlier,,,,, sit on the si...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 153 views | posted Aug 20, 2009 at 10:39 AM

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