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Virginia Beach, Virginia
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Women golfers  
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The
ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his han...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 495 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 8:13 PM

7 kinds of sex  
Results of a recent research shows that there are seven kinds of sex.

1. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 471 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Grandma's boyfriend  

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now t...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 380 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 11:46 AM

The 12 Days of Christmas Bdsm style  

On the 1st day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me...
2 Nipple C...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 449 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 11:41 AM

The Sunburn  
> A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours
>> and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the
>> hospital,
>> and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with
>> second-degree burns. W...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 435 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 11:24 AM

A beautiful woman went up to
>> > >>the
>>bar in a quiet >> rural pub... She gestured >> alluringly to the bartender
>>who approached her >> immediately. >> >> She seductively signalled that he
0 comments | 0 kudos | 388 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 11:21 AM

Another Oldie but goody!!!  
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can
top t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 442 views | posted Mar 27, 2008 at 11:17 AM

Waxing or Shaving? This is an oldie but goodie!  
Dear Friends:

As many of you know, last year I had a near-death experience trying to
do my own bikini-waxing at home....

Praise God that it didn't go as far as it could have!
Please read the f...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 449 views | posted Mar 18, 2008 at 2:49 PM

Making a Baby  

>There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
>surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was t...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 425 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 12:05 PM

Curtain Rods ---- Priceless!  

>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>On the third day, she sat down ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 471 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 11:47 AM

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