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dmbchick420
39-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 50
Toledo, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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My computer monitor took a poo....  
I tried to turn on my computer monitor last night and it wouldn't turn on. It was working fine on Tuesday and now all of the sudden, the damn thing won't work. There is power going to it because the...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 233 views | posted Sep 24, 2009 at 9:28 AM

Fertility clinic accidentally implants wrong embryo  
This is a story about a local couple in my town that has made national news. The woman is pregnant with another couple's child due to a fertility clinic accidentally implanting another couple's embry...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | 301 views | posted Sep 23, 2009 at 12:02 PM

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This is a repost of a joke (and I have NEVER posted a repost blog, so this is my FIRST TIME) that I posted back in May, but Sunshine's zebra joke reminded me of it and I know some of you might not hav...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | 208 views | posted Sep 3, 2009 at 10:22 AM

Blow me down!  
windbag definition
wind·bag (wind'bag')
a person who talks much and pretentiously but says little of importance.

I've noticed a pattern of this lately as I skim the blogs and it makes me want to...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 276 views | posted Aug 31, 2009 at 10:56 AM

Speaking of tender feelers...  
I haven't really been around much lately. One of the reasons is because it seems like quite a few people just are too damn touchy about stuff and the other reason is because people are always bitchin...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 314 views | posted Aug 28, 2009 at 1:08 PM

Bob was in trouble...  
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE T...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 254 views | posted Jul 27, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Free Orgasm  
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Aren't I nice?


19 comments | 2 kudos | 300 views | posted Jul 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM

Who wants to be "watched" while having sex?  
The reason I ask this is because every time I do a search for women in my area that are seeking other women this is what I read in EVERY essay:

My boyfriend (or husband) and I are looking...More...
41 comments | 1 kudo | 811 views | posted Jul 22, 2009 at 1:17 PM

$100 tattoo  
Okay...I like this joke better than the other one I posted, so I pulled the blonde joke....

Tony gets home late one night and his girlfriend, Priscilla says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

T...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | 295 views | posted Jul 16, 2009 at 12:13 PM

Today....I get to toot my own horn :-)  
So.......
I FINALLY GOT ANOTHER JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | 390 views | posted Jul 14, 2009 at 10:46 AM

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