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39-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 50
Toledo, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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DVDA  
Anyone ever heard this term before? I have never heard of it before until today when I read it on a forum (not on here), so I looked it up and found this:

Double Vaginal Double Anal. An act...More...
29 comments | 1 kudo | 551 views | posted Nov 4, 2009 at 2:16 PM

The 12 Lays of Christmas  
I just heard this song (well not THIS song....the actual song "The 12 Days of Christmas") on the radio.....fucking Christmas music already It made me think of this....hope you haven't heard it ...More...
17 comments | 2 kudos | 303 views | posted Nov 3, 2009 at 11:18 AM

Octomom jokes  
Sunshine's blog about Octomom inspired me to post these jokes.

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It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "Th...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 236 views | posted Oct 30, 2009 at 10:05 AM

Black Halloween Costumes  
NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | 300 views | posted Oct 21, 2009 at 11:29 AM

Pot Policy  
Anyone hear about this on the news or read about it?

Excerpt from the article:
The Obama Administration's ba...More...
18 comments | 0 kudos | 327 views | posted Oct 20, 2009 at 9:52 AM

Dancing penis!!!  
I found one!!!

Click to view the singing and dancing penis


9 comments | 3 kudos | 354 views | posted Oct 9, 2009 at 2:04 PM

Be creative with your sex toys....  
I was talking to Sunshine about her bulletin she posted about a pussy pump and I told her I had never heard of one (yes, people don't be shocked....I haven't). When it comes to toys, I'll admit it th...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 355 views | posted Oct 9, 2009 at 8:42 AM

One-liner jokes  
I found these while looking for my joke to submit for the contest. I thought they were funny and wanted to share (I thought about submitting one of these, but I'd rather go with a joke that isn't a o...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 242 views | posted Sep 30, 2009 at 10:57 AM

Ways To Annoy People: Part 2  
I stumbed upon this and found it funny (well okay not all of them but a lot of them are funny), so here they are:

Here are some ways to really annoy people big time...

Sing the Batman the...More...
23 comments | 3 kudos | 284 views | posted Sep 28, 2009 at 2:15 PM

Pig!  
Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 313 views | posted Sep 24, 2009 at 2:11 PM

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