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dmbchick420
39-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 50
Toledo, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Just thinking out loud....  
I'm amused that a certain member on here watches everything I say in comments and what I blog and then makes jokes about it. I rarely blog about serious topics and that is my choosing. I rarely comm...More...
28 comments | 4 kudos | 351 views | posted Dec 2, 2009 at 9:57 AM

The Dream Auction  
A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" the husband aske...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 216 views | posted Dec 2, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Women with their thongs hanging out - sexy or skanky?  
Before I go any further, I think it depends on the woman and the rest of her body. Blatantly hanging out on purpose, skanky. Peeking out accidentally on a hot girl to me is sexy

The reason ...More...
28 comments | 4 kudos | 582 views | posted Dec 1, 2009 at 9:46 AM

How to Catch an Elephant  
How to catch an elephant: First you will need a shovel, some ashes, and a bag of frozen peas. You start by digging a huge pit, one big enough to hold an elephant. Next, fill the pit full of the...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 219 views | posted Nov 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Man, Sheep and Sheep Dog  
Okay, I'm sorry, but if you don't think this joke is funny, you need to check yourself for a pulse......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a shee...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | 313 views | posted Nov 19, 2009 at 3:19 PM

I slept with your mother  
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 242 views | posted Nov 19, 2009 at 11:57 AM

Trolls, assholes, and losers  
Smile....cause from now on, anytime I see bullshit being blogged like what I've seen today, you are gonna be on cand...More...
27 comments | 3 kudos | 410 views | posted Nov 16, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Pathetic  
Why do people make up fake profiles and then post shit about fucking sheep? I really want to know what the point of all that is. Are you that damn bored with your life? I just don't understand peop...More...
28 comments | 2 kudos | 337 views | posted Nov 13, 2009 at 1:31 PM

A few jokes to make you laugh....  
I hope....if not, I tried

There’s a mom with three kids-

The first kid comes up to her and says “Mommy, why did you call me Rose?”
And the mother said, “When you were a baby, I dr...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 269 views | posted Nov 12, 2009 at 2:46 PM

DMB on SNL  
I know some of you watch SNL. Well on 11/21/09 my favorite band will be playing on the show. Unfortunately, I read they are going to be playing "You and Me" off their new album, which is one of my l...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 243 views | posted Nov 12, 2009 at 11:32 AM

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