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39-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 50
Toledo, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Ways To Annoy People  
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Insist that your e mail addre...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | 428 views | posted Nov 17, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Alright...who is messing with me? LMAO  
Remember we fuck and then you go home?

On another adult site I belong to, I logged in today a...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 398 views | posted Nov 13, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Ever get locked out of your house?  
I did this morning My stupid ass forgot my house key this morning and so I had to climb through a window....it looked a little so...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | 333 views | posted Nov 11, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Confucious Quotes  
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 476 views | posted Nov 10, 2008 at 10:31 AM

Help....I'm using a dinosaur computer and it's taking forever to load!  
Let's try this again (second time trying to post blog)....

I want to comment on more blogs, but I'm at my mother's house on her dinosaur computer and so even though she has cable, her compute...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 301 views | posted Nov 9, 2008 at 3:18 PM

10 Best Pickup Lines  
Let's try this again...I already posted once and it didn't show up

I thought these were funny...... If you don't, I don't care (hint...hint)

Did you fart, cause you blew ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Nov 6, 2008 at 11:06 AM

A movie NOT to watch  
I rented The Happening last night. Do not rent this movie and waste 2 hours of your life

What a disappointment! I really like M. Night Shyama...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 317 views | posted Nov 6, 2008 at 8:36 AM

All I have to say....  
is that if people voted against Obama because of the color of his skin, then I'm ashamed of this country and can't believe that this ignorance still exists today.

See whapper's blog for details.......More...
26 comments | 0 kudos | 517 views | posted Nov 5, 2008 at 2:16 PM

Too much damn assuming....  
You know that old saying....when you assume....yada, yada, yada...

People assume too much.....think before you speak for a change

This bitchy message has been brought to you by the dumb c...More...
19 comments | 1 kudo | 412 views | posted Nov 5, 2008 at 9:17 AM

21 Crazy Sex Facts  
These are pretty interesting.....

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

2. The most common fantasy is...More...
20 comments | 7 kudos | 494 views | posted Nov 4, 2008 at 12:12 PM

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