As I Mature  
A friend of mine sent this to me and I wanted to share......

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 276 views | posted Dec 19, 2008 at 9:19 AM

There is always somebody worse off than you....  
which is something I remind myself on a daily basis, especially around this time of year.

Unfortunately, I don't get happy like I used to around Christmas. Instead of looking forward to it, I actu...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | 279 views | posted Dec 18, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes  
MUST READ OUT LOUD

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man .........More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 267 views | posted Dec 17, 2008 at 12:28 PM

Hello...hello...hello...is there anybody in there???  
....just nod if you can hear me....is there anyone home????

Where the hell is everybody today?? It's pretty slow around here!!!

I'm going to Columbus, OH this weekend for a x-mas party ...More...
20 comments | 2 kudos | 266 views | posted Dec 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Oh for fuck's sake  
dmbchic......read your pro....your handle is as misleading as the women on here...if you dont want people to take dmbchick literly then why do you use such a misleading handle....my case in poi...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 322 views | posted Dec 10, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Weird, useless facts....  
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The average human eats 8 spiders in thei...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 295 views | posted Dec 9, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Disturbing....  
I find it very disturbing for an 18 y/o guy on here to ask me how old my kids are, so that he can get a hook up

First of all, I would have had to have been at least 15 years old when I had m...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 266 views | posted Dec 8, 2008 at 11:56 AM

If you had to choose...  
Would you choose a nice looking person who can't even spell after taking "Hooked on Phonics" or to be with a less than average looking person that has some sense between their ears?

You can't say n...More...
26 comments | 0 kudos | 293 views | posted Dec 8, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Tequila Christmas Cookies  
BE SURE TO READ IT ALL - THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

Tequila Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 ...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | 265 views | posted Dec 4, 2008 at 8:35 AM