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39-year-old Female
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Toledo, Ohio
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A Pirate Walks Into a Bar...  
A pirate captain walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship shoved down the front of his pants. He settles up to the bar and says, "I be having Rum."

The bartender replies, "Sure thing bud...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | 304 views | posted Jan 20, 2010 at 2:42 PM

The Sportsman's Double  
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | 239 views | posted Jan 15, 2010 at 10:24 AM

The Skin Transplant  
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 229 views | posted Jan 12, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Pointing out the flaws of others  
Most (if not all) people point out the flaws in others to deflect the attention off of themselves. If they can get the attention elsewhere, they can be in control, and people will not be focused on th...More...
24 comments | 1 kudo | 320 views | posted Jan 11, 2010 at 1:57 PM

God's Gift to Women  
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that on...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | 267 views | posted Jan 11, 2010 at 11:06 AM

How often do YOU masturbate?  
This blog is inspired by KSK's blog about random boners, which I didn't realize grown men got random boners and thought that was just something that happened to boys during puberty. So it got me wond...More...
36 comments | 4 kudos | 694 views | posted Jan 6, 2010 at 12:05 PM

Many Uses For The Word Shit!!  
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. (do we know someone like this????)

Sometimes you just plain o...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | 254 views | posted Dec 30, 2009 at 10:31 AM

Last Day of Class  
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever a...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | 228 views | posted Dec 28, 2009 at 1:41 PM

An Adult Night Before Christmas  
Not sure how old this one is either, but I've never seen it before and I thought it was funny

'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 271 views | posted Dec 21, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Two Muffins  
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks over at the other and states “Man is it hot in here!”

The 2nd muffin turns to the first muffin and exclaims “ Oh my god, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
8 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted Dec 3, 2009 at 9:54 AM

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