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hung like a tic tac... a GIANT tic tac!
I'm smart, funny, passionate. Underappreciated. I don't know... does anyone really care? I could be a lying asshole... you don't know.
The person I would like to meet
alive, somewhat attractive, not dead, open to most anything, living.
About my work
I hate my day job. Love my second job. Wish I didn't have to work the day job, but that's the bill payer at the moment.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
fuck... just kidding. I don't really have fun, which is why I'm here. I guess video games and playing music.
My idea of a great date
do I have to? Eagerness and enthusiasm get me every time. Sheer determination to make sure I have a great time makes me determined to show my partner a great time.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
What is your fantasy vacation?
amsterdam. 'nuff said.
What is your academic background?
went to school. hated it. went to Art school. It had its moments. Prefer to learn on my own... very self educated, and better off for it.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
vacation? what's that?
What do you find attractive in people?
boobs. I don't know... I just get a vibe and that's that. I like the beautiful girls, but rarely would I want to do more than look at them. I guess I need a brain and a personality to be attracted to.
What do others do that irritate you?
just about everything everyone else does irritates me. People suck... unless you're reading this and laughing. Then you're cool. But just you.
What do you think is your best quality?
huge um.... sense of humor (that's what the ladies all say they want)
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I'm too shy in person with chicks unless I have met them already.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
anal? just kidding... though that's a good one... um. how about "What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?"
Describe your physique.
fat kid. I'm 250lbs and I look like I'm 220. I don't know how I hide the weight, but I carry it well.
What do you do well sexually?
EEEVERYTHING! No, really. REALLY! There is nothing I've ever not done to the satisfaction of any of my partners. (wow, that sounded confusing). I love every sexual act and have great enthusiasm for them all, and I'm a perfectionist.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
anything. I'm not picky, as long as it feels good.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
successfully fisting a partner, three way with two women, domination with a willing sub.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
sex outdoors (sucked due to mosquitos), bondage, three way with one girl and one guy, several others.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
hell no. plan to keep it that way.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
one night stands or play with a partner with no strings. Don't have time or energy for another relationshop
Free Space. Say anything you want!
no thanks, I've typed enough.. (DAMN!)
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