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Seeking Women: 18 - 40
Houston, Texas
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getting a BJ while u drive! Insane and intense feeling  

With my X used to give BJ's while I drove.
Wow it felt soooo good. It is exciting as we know we can get caught as well... hehe* But the feeling is out of this world!

Is it also the thrill...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 833 views | posted Aug 11, 2008 at 7:59 PM

I love 69, drives me insane  
I think most men love a BJ. I like it in the car, restaurant, theater, anywhere, anyplace, anytime.

It drives me insane when I do a 69. Esp. if a woman can get me close to cumming and slow it down,...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 850 views | posted Jul 19, 2008 at 12:32 AM

Real advertisements (JOKE)  
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive resta...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | 668 views | posted Jul 17, 2008 at 10:55 PM

Reverse gangbang, how about it?  
Hi people

Wonder if anyone on here has been in a reverse gang bang. Meaning that girls gangbanged the guy. How was your experience? I have seen it in some movies... looks very interesting. ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 1267 views | posted Jul 1, 2008 at 5:43 AM

You must read this, true or false? lol ( JOKE )  
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The boun...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 699 views | posted Jun 26, 2008 at 9:27 PM

(JOKE) truly funny  
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel....More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 640 views | posted Jun 26, 2008 at 8:25 PM

Discussing the tax rates (JOKE) really funny  
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get re...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 581 views | posted Jun 25, 2008 at 7:09 PM

Finding a Chinese Jew ( JOKE )  
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 581 views | posted Jun 24, 2008 at 2:05 PM

*Are you rich?? Something we all must read*  
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 694 views | posted Jun 17, 2008 at 6:34 PM

Welcome to AMERICA! (JOKE)  
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a p...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 635 views | posted Jun 14, 2008 at 1:43 AM

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