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49-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 79
Virginia Beach, Virginia
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Capricorn Capricorn
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Old, fat, bald and ugly! LOL!

About myself
Although I like to describe myself as "Old, fat, bald and ugly!", maybe "fat" doesn't really apply. At 5'11" and 172lbs, maybe just "a little pudgy around the middle" would be more descriptive! LOL! At least you know that I have a sense of humor!

I also completely shaved off all of my hair, so now I look like some kind of a bad-boy-biker dude. Unfortunately, I'm actually a nice guy. I shaved the hair as part of my Martial Arts training. I also have a sense of humor and I am not afraid to use it! I do not discriminate against any race, religion, color, national origin, etc. I am partial to brunettes, but that makes it sound like I discriminate against blonds or redheads (I don't!). I am in fairly good shape, or as fit as an old man can be! I work out every day, but my six pack abs are still in development. I have a two pack right now! LOL!

If you send me a message, I will respond! To me, it just seems rude to delete someones message without reading it or read it and delete it with no response. You will never get that kind of treatment from me.

The person I would like to meet
I am very open here. I don't focus on any particular type (other than being partial to brunettes as I mentioned earlier, but that is not a deal breaker!)

About my work
Wow! You really want to know about my work? How boring! LOL! If you have run your own company before, you know the drill.

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I don't think there is enough room to mention all of my hobbies. I love working with my hands, but as an engineer I also love designing things. I work on cars and houses. I can do anything, but I am a lot slower than a professional auto mechanic or a professional builder.

My idea of a great date
Anything that we both enjoy sounds great to me.

What is your fantasy vacation?
I have been to every continent except Antarctica. My favorite places were China and Singapore, but not Hong Kong. I prefer mainland China.

What is your academic background?
Degrees in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Last vacation was in Malaysia. Loved Malaysia.

What do you find attractive in people?
A sense of humor is essential.

What do others do that irritate you?
Chewing with your mouth open! LOL!

What do you think is your best quality?
My sense of humor.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would love to have some sales ability.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you have a sense of humor?

Describe your physique.
I thought "Old, fat, bald and ugly" covered it! LOL!

What do you do well sexually?
Everything. I spent years reading all the standard texts: Masters and Johnson, Kinsey, Ruebens, etc. I then spent more years putting what I learned into practice. I believe a man should never have an orgasm until the woman does. By the way, if you know what a woman's orgasm actually is, you know that it can NOT be faked!

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Depends upon my mood. Have you ever had someone lick your back? Going up and down your spine? That feels good. Sucking toes can be fun as well. Different people have different erogenous zones. The fun is in finding our where yours is.

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
This is a tough one. I don't really believe in fantasies. I believe in the real thing. For example, I have never been to a strip club. It doesn't make any sense to me. Why would you want to watch naked women prance around? Wouldn't it be so much better to have that naked woman in your bed? What many people consider to be fantasies, I have probably already done and don't consider it to be a fantasy. Maybe this is a matter of semantics?

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
See above.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Whatever floats your boat.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Thanks for the free space! How can you say "no" to something that is free? LOL!

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