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dakota323
69-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 40 - 50
Earleville, Maryland
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...  
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 441 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 9:13 PM

controversy ...  
... controversy to some is just showing up...
...breathing....in the vicinity of other's disdain...
the mere mention of an opinion...for or against...
gender based or implied...
po...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 361 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 8:49 PM

as vaginas go...  
the problem with women is...that they do...have all the pussy...

thanks for allowing me to state this in waiting for your approval
9 comments | 1 kudo | 349 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 7:14 PM

THe End  
"...the end is important in all things..."
6 comments | 1 kudo | 288 views | posted Sep 30, 2008 at 5:28 PM

things to think about...  
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
10 comments | 3 kudos | 400 views | posted Sep 20, 2008 at 5:54 PM

Tickle your ass with a feather?"  
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 318 views | posted Sep 19, 2008 at 11:36 PM

I desire...  
I desire...
a bottle of wine...
that tastes like you...
in a glass...
that is never empty
12 comments | 2 kudos | 338 views | posted Sep 17, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Facts that make no difference to anything...  
* In the days of King Henry XIII, knitting was done by men, not women.
* Female lobsters are fertile only six months out of every year.
* Beethoven was only five-foot two inches tall.
* There's no ...More...
24 comments | 2 kudos | 468 views | posted Sep 10, 2008 at 9:12 PM

Hannah...  
thank you very much...double lined the boats...battened down the hatches on the home front...and viola' she did not perform...kind of like a lot of encounters on dating sites... ...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | 359 views | posted Sep 6, 2008 at 5:56 PM

a salty mariner's view...  
Humans are a forward-looking species. Our ears point forward, our eyes point forward, our noses hang out ahead of everything, forever sniffing out what lies foremost. And we're always getting killed, ...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 286 views | posted Sep 5, 2008 at 5:13 PM

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