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> 3 months ago
humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
| 2 kudos | 627 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 9:13 PM
... controversy to some is just showing up...
...breathing....in the vicinity of other's disdain...
the mere mention of an opinion...for or against...
gender based or implied...
| 1 kudo | 522 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 8:49 PM
as vaginas go...
the problem with women is...that they do...have all the pussy...
thanks for allowing me to state this in waiting for your approval
| 1 kudo | 492 views | posted Oct 6, 2008 at 7:14 PM
"...the end is important in all things..."
| 1 kudo | 418 views | posted Sep 30, 2008 at 5:28 PM
things to think about...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
| 3 kudos | 522 views | posted Sep 20, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Tickle your ass with a feather?"
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your...
| 2 kudos | 437 views | posted Sep 19, 2008 at 11:36 PM
a bottle of wine...
that tastes like you...
in a glass...
that is never empty
| 2 kudos | 490 views | posted Sep 17, 2008 at 4:32 PM
Facts that make no difference to anything...
* In the days of King Henry XIII, knitting was done by men, not women.
* Female lobsters are fertile only six months out of every year.
* Beethoven was only five-foot two inches tall.
* There's no ...
| 2 kudos | 652 views | posted Sep 10, 2008 at 9:12 PM
thank you very much...double lined the boats...battened down the hatches on the home front...and viola' she did not perform...kind of like a lot of encounters on dating sites...
| 1 kudo | 507 views | posted Sep 6, 2008 at 5:56 PM
a salty mariner's view...
Humans are a forward-looking species. Our ears point forward, our eyes point forward, our noses hang out ahead of everything, forever sniffing out what lies foremost. And we're always getting killed, ...
| 3 kudos | 390 views | posted Sep 5, 2008 at 5:13 PM
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