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Just having some fun here people.
I don't need you to know much.
The person I would like to meet
I don't need to know much.
About my work
I don't work anymore. But I still make money. Go me.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Maybe random internet hookups.
My idea of a great date
One that has a happy ending.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I am not a divorcee' or widower.
What is your fantasy vacation?
I really don't do vacations.
What is your academic background?
I know what I know. That is all.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
No vacations. I'm good with that.
What do you find attractive in people?
There willingness to make out with a fat guy.
What do others do that irritate you?
Watch FOX News like it's real.
What do you think is your best quality?
It's hard to think of anything.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I wouldn't change a thing about me.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Where are you right now??
Describe your physique.
I am a short, fat man. Deal with that.
What do you do well sexually?
The one thing I need to do.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like women, every which way.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A Green Party president..
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
The Syfy movie, Sharknado.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I don't enter this with expectations.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Want anything you say.
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