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Witty, Wise, and Caffeinated
I am a clean-cut, good looking white guy, 44, 5'10", 160 lbs., lean and athletic. I have a sense of humor. It strays to the odd side. I go after things that I want. I get them. If you drink enough while talking to me, you will realize that I am brilliant. If I drink enough while talking to you, I will explain at considerable length that I am brilliant. It all works out.
I will not tie you down...unless you enjoy that sort of thing. Bring your favorite rope. I do take control of situations. It can't be helped. I make a living figuring out what needs to be done, and then doing it.
I want spice and sparks, not adoration. Would prefer to start off with email or chat, and see if we hit it off. Coffee or drinks are a great way to start.
The person I would like to meet
I'm divorced, and not looking for anything too serious right now. I would like to start as friends, add benefits if we choose to (but always stay friends), and see where it goes from there.
About my work
I am passionate about my work. I am dedicated to it, and I spend way too much time doing it. I'm not on this site to get a job, so I really don't care to talk about it more.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Plays, art, music, literature, and more music are what I love. I can be talked into almost anything once (twice if I like it), as long as it does not involve hard-core rap music. I'm no gangsta. Neither are you, but you are welcome to kid yourself.
My idea of a great date
Coffee or drinks are a great way to begin as friends.
If we are going out more than once, I would like someplace laid back, but with entertainment, such as a live band. I love live music, and play in a local band myself.
I'm also up for an "in" date - movies, drinks, dinner, etc., but I sure don't expect things to necessarily start that way.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I'm divorced. How's that?
What is your fantasy vacation?
To take one. Vacation? I think I remember those things...
What is your academic background?
B.S., double major in in Computer Science and Software Engineering. Try not to yawn. But I'm not here to apply for a scholarship or get a job.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I went to the moon. No, I did not like it. It was cold and dusty, but at least there was some great cheese.
What do you find attractive in people?
A_SENSE_OF_HUMOR. If you take yourself too seriously, rest assured that I wil not. Please, folks, we are all just bow-legged human beings. Let's laugh about it. All you have to do is ride a Greyhound bus to know that life is full of humor. =^)
What do others do that irritate you?
Ask me endless questions on web forms. These are very big white boxes and I am tired of typing. People who exaggerate also irritate me. In fact, I must have reminded my co-workers at least a million times not to exaggerate.
What do you think is your best quality?
I don't live in New Jersey.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I would make myself less perfect, so that other people would not be so jealous. I mean, damn I'm good.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Will you please send me one million dollars in small unmarked bills. The appropriate answer is "yes."
Describe your physique.
I am a clean-cut, good looking white guy, 43, 5'10", 160, lean and athletic. I work out, and I have had no complaints about my looks or performance.
What do you do well sexually?
I use my hands slowly.
I use my tongue even more slowly.
I don't rush.
I do take charge.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I like to be in control.
I like to give direction.
I like for you to take direction, but I'm open to your desires.
You will like it a lot.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The same ones you are thinking about. We can't get started until you tell me about them, and I tell you about mine. Maybe you should message me, eh?
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Ask me this in person. Buy me a drink first. You may want one, too.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No. I do, however, listen to STP, BTO, BOC, and AC/DC.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Yes to all of the above. We never really find what we expect to find, do we? But it can all be fun =^)
Free Space. Say anything you want!
Wow. Free space. As if my fingers weren't bleeding from filling in all the white boxes above this one. I would just like to take this opportunity to thank my manager, the academy, my agent, and all the little people who have made this moment possible =^D
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