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cottoncandydragon
50-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 18 - 45
Canyon, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 1 week ago

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Top ten signs  
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 326 views | posted Jul 27, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Thisis my excuse, too!  
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 358 views | posted Jul 5, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Gotta say it!  
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Wanna fuck??
7 comments | 0 kudos | 351 views | posted Jun 30, 2009 at 1:00 AM

Threesomes  
Advantages
1. It can get really weird
2. Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings
3. There's always a hand or mouth free when you need
one
4. Motel rooms split 3 ways are o...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 569 views | posted Jun 19, 2009 at 10:25 PM

The taste......  
A mans ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.
The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its j...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | 795 views | posted Jun 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM

Wierd News  
This appeared in Weird News today. Just another warning that sex and power tools do not mix.

A 27-year-old woman in Lexington Park, Md., was injured in March during apparently consensual sex play. ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | 391 views | posted Jun 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM

A little known fact.....  
A little known fact....
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The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the b...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 349 views | posted May 30, 2009 at 11:28 AM

Banking  
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 357 views | posted Apr 7, 2009 at 12:44 AM

Problem solved!  
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | 289 views | posted Apr 6, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Problem solved!  
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 388 views | posted Apr 6, 2009 at 11:00 AM

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