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cottoncandydragon
50-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 18 - 45
Canyon, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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PMS + GPS  
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted Sep 9, 2009 at 10:27 PM

Words of Wisdom for Women  










Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a ...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 294 views | posted Sep 6, 2009 at 12:23 AM

Dumb Texas Laws  
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Texas State Law - Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

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8 comments | 0 kudos | 385 views | posted Sep 3, 2009 at 12:54 PM

6 words  
6 words.........

There is a new book out called: "Not Quite What I Was Planning:

Six Word Memoirs by Famous and Obscure Writers"

What is your Six-Word Memoir


10 comments | 0 kudos | 339 views | posted Aug 17, 2009 at 12:30 PM

The bet  
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 356 views | posted Aug 9, 2009 at 1:13 AM

Open to Debate  
The tip of the nose is as sensitive as a woman's clitoris. I found that out tonight at the adult bookstore when we took at toy up to the cashier to 'try' out. She told me to touch the tip of my nose w...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 373 views | posted Jul 29, 2009 at 11:59 PM

Who did it??  
Is there another drive-by, random winking going on?
15 comments | 0 kudos | 401 views | posted Jul 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Kin  


Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | 429 views | posted Jul 29, 2009 at 12:50 AM

Insurance  
A little Missouri logic!!
WOODEN LEG INSURANCE

A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri from Texas . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas cost t...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 324 views | posted Jul 28, 2009 at 12:13 AM

BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT  
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 472 views | posted Jul 27, 2009 at 11:57 PM

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