6 words
6 words.........
There is a new book out called: "Not Quite What I Was Planning:
Six Word Memoirs by Famous and Obscure Writers"
What is your Six-Word Memoir
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posted Aug 17, 2009 at 12:30 PM
The bet
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
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posted Aug 9, 2009 at 1:13 AM
Open to Debate
The tip of the nose is as sensitive as a woman's clitoris. I found that out tonight at the adult bookstore when we took at toy up to the cashier to 'try' out. She told me to touch the tip of my nose w...More...
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posted Jul 29, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Who did it??
Is there another drive-by, random winking going on?
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posted Jul 29, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Kin
Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
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posted Jul 29, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Insurance
A little Missouri logic!!
WOODEN LEG INSURANCE
A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri from Texas . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas cost t...More...
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posted Jul 28, 2009 at 12:13 AM
BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Top ten signs
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Thisis my excuse, too!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
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posted Jul 5, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Gotta say it!
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