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Canyon, Texas
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What a coincidence!!  
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | 446 views | posted Mar 27, 2010 at 11:03 PM

Three funerals  
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 472 views | posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:15 PM

Whose birthday do you share?  
Straddle's blog on Birth Time and Birth Weight gave me this idea. As I was reading the replies, I noticed KitKat shares my son's birthday (Jan. 25) and dmbchick shares my grandma's birthday (Feb. 13)...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | 521 views | posted Jan 5, 2010 at 10:08 AM

New Year's Resolutions - a whole new way!  
As we head into the new year, we are all talking about our resolutions and how we "hope we can keep them".

It occurred to me, most of the resolutions we make involved giving up something, usually ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 391 views | posted Jan 1, 2010 at 11:17 PM

New pic  
Just wanted everybody to know I have a new primary pic. (Softie, you inspired me!) It just took 7 days to get it approved.
5 comments | 0 kudos | 402 views | posted Nov 22, 2009 at 11:28 PM

Does anyone know.....  
I tried to add a comment to a blog and received a message saying "You are not allowed to comment on this blog".

That's a first! But why did it happen?

6 comments | 0 kudos | 432 views | posted Nov 14, 2009 at 11:45 PM

Wet dreams  
Nocturnal emissions are either an ejaculation during sleep by a male, or lubrication of the vagina by a female. It is also called a "wet dream", or a spontaneous orgasm.

Nocturnal emissions are mos...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 555 views | posted Oct 12, 2009 at 11:20 PM

UIses for Vaseline  
A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | 425 views | posted Sep 22, 2009 at 7:19 PM

Wrong time and place  
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
> Apparently I'm no...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | 529 views | posted Sep 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.

0 comments | 0 kudos | 360 views | posted Sep 9, 2009 at 10:27 PM

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