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To show our tolerance of building the mosque near ground zero, we should let
them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar,
called "You Mecca Me Hot".
Next to that sh...More...
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posted Sep 16, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Oh HELL!! Things are gonna get ugly!!!
The economy is so bad that…
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford batteries
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posted Aug 16, 2010 at 2:19 PM
Just a thought.......
Jello is Kool-aid with a Hard-On
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posted Jul 3, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Help!
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am bored and lonely so......
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Anybody wanna fuck?
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posted Jun 13, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Unusual abilities
What is your odd or unusual physical trait?
I can touch my nose with my tongue, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, and make upside down tunnels with my tongue. (Hmmmm, there seems to be a...More...
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posted May 9, 2010 at 3:49 PM
National masturbation month
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.
(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure...More...
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posted May 6, 2010 at 9:53 AM
What a coincidence!!
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
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posted Mar 27, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Three funerals
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
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posted Feb 26, 2010 at 10:15 PM
Whose birthday do you share?
Straddle's blog on Birth Time and Birth Weight gave me this idea. As I was reading the replies, I noticed KitKat shares my son's birthday (Jan. 25) and dmbchick shares my grandma's birthday (Feb. 13)...More...
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posted Jan 5, 2010 at 10:08 AM
New Year's Resolutions - a whole new way!
As we head into the new year, we are all talking about our resolutions and how we "hope we can keep them".
It occurred to me, most of the resolutions we make involved giving up something, usually ...More...
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posted Jan 1, 2010 at 11:17 PM
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