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cottoncandydragon
50-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 18 - 45
Canyon, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 2 weeks ago

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For all those with dirty minds  

These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...

I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 309 views | posted May 9, 2011 at 7:24 PM

The biker and the lady  
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted May 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

A Jack Daniels fishing Story  
Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 288 views | posted Apr 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM

hmmmmm.....  
i now know I'm getting old.i was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that's a nice bed
7 comments | 0 kudos | 309 views | posted Apr 2, 2011 at 12:56 AM

You don't understand  
The Sierra Club and U.S. Forest Service presented an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the Coyote population. Ranchers were using the tried-and-true method of shooting and trapping these...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 300 views | posted Apr 1, 2011 at 12:20 AM

I hate to whine........  
but I could really use a hug.
12 comments | 0 kudos | 449 views | posted Mar 2, 2011 at 10:30 PM

Current events??  
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculati...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 252 views | posted Dec 1, 2010 at 12:06 AM

Current events??  
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculati...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 266 views | posted Dec 1, 2010 at 12:05 AM

New geography lesson  
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and ope...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 335 views | posted Nov 27, 2010 at 9:22 PM

I think this is a Straddle-esque question  
I think this is something in that Strad or maybe WoW would ask. If I am wrong, feel free to correct me and tell me who you think would ask this.
How do you handle it if you use the bathroom ...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | 476 views | posted Nov 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM

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