Ocean View  
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimm...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 162 views | posted Aug 30, 2011 at 5:31 PM

I don't think I'm that difficult to put up with!  
I mean, damn.....I am an awesome cook and if I don't feel like cooking, I can go to a restaurant, or grab a burger on the way home, or if nothing else, I have Pizza Hut on speed dial and they deliver!...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Aug 30, 2011 at 1:35 PM

Good advice  
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cud...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 186 views | posted Aug 23, 2011 at 11:00 PM

just sayin'.....  
Why do people say '"grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable ; if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
8 comments | 1 kudo | 341 views | posted Aug 10, 2011 at 3:53 PM

Texting  
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, plea...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 4:25 PM

For all those with dirty minds  

These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...

I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 238 views | posted May 9, 2011 at 7:24 PM

The biker and the lady  
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going t...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted May 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

A Jack Daniels fishing Story  
Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 210 views | posted Apr 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM

hmmmmm.....  
i now know I'm getting old.i was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow that's a nice bed
7 comments | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Apr 2, 2011 at 12:56 AM