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Canyon, Texas
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What are some things you should never do in the nude.
I think frying bacon and using an circular saw fall into this category
15 comments | 0 kudos | 501 views | posted Oct 6, 2011 at 12:31 AM

Just sayin'.....  
"Guys watching porn is like women watching the food network. We're both watching stuff we are never going to do".

10 comments | 4 kudos | 422 views | posted Sep 20, 2011 at 5:25 PM

just sayin'.....  
"Guys watching porn is like women watching the food network. We're both watching stuff we are never going to do".

0 comments | 0 kudos | 238 views | posted Sep 19, 2011 at 7:24 PM

I'm not even sure what to call this one!  
I went to buy dog food with a friend. As we passed by the dog toys, he said, "Have you ever noticed that alot of dog toys look like they would make great sex toys?"
After I looked, I had to agree! ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 335 views | posted Sep 19, 2011 at 7:19 PM

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz.
1 comment | 0 kudos | 307 views | posted Sep 5, 2011 at 12:01 AM

Ocean View  
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimm...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 272 views | posted Aug 30, 2011 at 5:31 PM

I don't think I'm that difficult to put up with!  
I mean, damn.....I am an awesome cook and if I don't feel like cooking, I can go to a restaurant, or grab a burger on the way home, or if nothing else, I have Pizza Hut on speed dial and they deliver!...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 295 views | posted Aug 30, 2011 at 1:35 PM

Good advice  
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cud...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 296 views | posted Aug 23, 2011 at 11:00 PM

just sayin'.....  
Why do people say '"grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable ; if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
8 comments | 1 kudo | 471 views | posted Aug 10, 2011 at 3:53 PM

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.
For those of you who fall into this category, plea...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 432 views | posted Jul 13, 2011 at 4:25 PM

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