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cottoncandydragon
50-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 18 - 45
Canyon, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 3 days ago

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Problem  
A friend called me the other day with a problem. Seems she found a huge stack of porn mags in her son's room.....not just Playboy and Hustler, but graphic BDSM magazines.
She was understandably worri...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 325 views | posted Jun 11, 2012 at 1:45 PM

Finally!  
If reincarnation really existed, most men would come back as a spider so they could finally hear a woman say, "Oh my God! It's Huge!"
3 comments | 0 kudos | 254 views | posted Jun 8, 2012 at 11:25 AM

Joke  
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business , and one of the hookers said , " Gonna be a good night,
I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said , "...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 238 views | posted Jun 1, 2012 at 12:25 AM

Dear friends....  

There are less than 7 months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President of the United States .
The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 342 views | posted May 19, 2012 at 2:48 AM

Maybe I shouldn't drink and play on the computer, while watching television!  
I was enjoying myself Saturday night, chatting with friends on the computer and drinking some red wine. The television was on and a commercial about"erectile dysfunction" came on. I was a bit distra...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 221 views | posted Apr 11, 2012 at 1:06 AM

Maybe I shouldn't drink and play on the computer, while watching television!  
I was enjoying myself Saturday night, chatting with friends on the computer and drinking some red wine. The television was on and a commercial about"erectile dysfunction" came on. I was a bit distra...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 301 views | posted Apr 11, 2012 at 1:05 AM

Strange text  
I received an interesting, slightly strange text today. A number I did not know came across my screen and asked, "Do I still have to use a condom?"
After recovering from my surprise,I answered, "Yes....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 378 views | posted Mar 29, 2012 at 12:41 AM

The new priest  
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a cou...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 394 views | posted Dec 16, 2011 at 12:33 AM

Too true!  
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!


4 comments | 1 kudo | 352 views | posted Dec 5, 2011 at 9:30 PM

Just sayin'.....  
To make it stand,u wet it.too make it wet u suck it.to make it stiff u lick it. to get it in u push it!!!
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Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke
3 comments | 0 kudos | 255 views | posted Nov 17, 2011 at 1:13 AM

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