Maybe I shouldn't drink and play on the computer, while watching television!  
I was enjoying myself Saturday night, chatting with friends on the computer and drinking some red wine. The television was on and a commercial about"erectile dysfunction" came on. I was a bit distra...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 190 views | posted Apr 11, 2012 at 1:05 AM

Strange text  
I received an interesting, slightly strange text today. A number I did not know came across my screen and asked, "Do I still have to use a condom?"
After recovering from my surprise,I answered, "Yes....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 293 views | posted Mar 29, 2012 at 12:41 AM

The new priest  
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a cou...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 233 views | posted Dec 16, 2011 at 12:33 AM

Too true!  
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!


4 comments | 1 kudo | 254 views | posted Dec 5, 2011 at 9:30 PM

Just sayin'.....  
To make it stand,u wet it.too make it wet u suck it.to make it stiff u lick it. to get it in u push it!!!
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Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke
3 comments | 0 kudos | 183 views | posted Nov 17, 2011 at 1:13 AM

IN THE NUDE  
What are some things you should never do in the nude.
I think frying bacon and using an circular saw fall into this category
15 comments | 0 kudos | 302 views | posted Oct 6, 2011 at 12:31 AM

Just sayin'.....  
"Guys watching porn is like women watching the food network. We're both watching stuff we are never going to do".

10 comments | 4 kudos | 277 views | posted Sep 20, 2011 at 5:25 PM

just sayin'.....  
"Guys watching porn is like women watching the food network. We're both watching stuff we are never going to do".

0 comments | 0 kudos | 113 views | posted Sep 19, 2011 at 7:24 PM

I'm not even sure what to call this one!  
I went to buy dog food with a friend. As we passed by the dog toys, he said, "Have you ever noticed that alot of dog toys look like they would make great sex toys?"
After I looked, I had to agree! ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 201 views | posted Sep 19, 2011 at 7:19 PM