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Franklin Park, Illinois
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Aquarius Aquarius
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my kingdom for a  
Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00.The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad new...More...
11 comments | 6 kudos | 303 views | posted Dec 18, 2008 at 9:13 PM

a Pervian PSA  
or a "so ya know"

The major press outlets are abuzz this morning with news of a major new security flaw that affects all versions of Internet Explorer from IE5 to the latest beta of IE8. The...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 243 views | posted Dec 16, 2008 at 11:13 PM

so I'm thinkin'  
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

'Yes Sir,' the little gi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 280 views | posted Dec 14, 2008 at 1:26 PM

and another  
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

All of...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | 277 views | posted Dec 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM

sharin' time  

& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

& Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | 244 views | posted Dec 12, 2008 at 12:17 AM

trashin' through the snow  
and I've got no friggin' sleigh
so I drag it to the curb
with hopes they'll haul it away
the trash
it's trash night here
and it was snowin' like a mutha
so I went and played for a bit
dragged t...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 310 views | posted Dec 9, 2008 at 10:51 PM

wow - have you done this yet?  
This is creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.

Repeat it out loud as
you scroll down.
Keep going . . .Don't stop
Think of an
that begins
with that letter.
6 comments | 1 kudo | 259 views | posted Nov 28, 2008 at 12:41 AM

the day was going - and still is in a way - well
the ex is an annoyance but no big deal
then, at the stroke of turkey time
it hit
went from - damn, I wish you weren't here to
wow - not long for t...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | 298 views | posted Nov 27, 2008 at 6:30 PM

stuffing - dressing  
whatever it be
once the frigid bird has warmed to you some
and that moment of incredible bliss -
the parting of thighs -
has arrived
and you begin to fill
slowly, gently
til no more can be t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 252 views | posted Nov 27, 2008 at 11:56 AM

I crossed over  
to the "other" side
you can't post a comment
if you don't post a profile
and ya never know - might wanna drop some "stuff"
here or there
so I'm vanilla -
and much to my surprise - within just a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 294 views | posted Nov 27, 2008 at 9:56 AM

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