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59-year-old Male
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Franklin Park, Illinois
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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why are we not MOVING!!!!!  
I roll out of the lot and head down the street - reverse commute, homeward bound
there's a car or two ahead and I'm wondering how long the wait might be to make that right - turns out there's little ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 273 views | posted Jan 22, 2011 at 2:03 PM

winter sucks  
wanna fuck???
3 comments | 0 kudos | 266 views | posted Mar 4, 2009 at 12:01 AM

here ya go  
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | 263 views | posted Jan 18, 2009 at 12:22 AM

don't laugh  
ok - maybe just a little
but only a little ! ! !
3 comments | 0 kudos | 244 views | posted Jan 15, 2009 at 10:26 PM

sharin' time  
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house
adjacent to the course.
The husband crin...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | 260 views | posted Jan 4, 2009 at 6:29 PM

if the "shewe" fits  
There is a small village in the eastern interior of Thailand, not far from the Laos border, by the name of Ban Nong Lum Phuk that is rich in ancient rituals and customs that have developed throughout ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 210 views | posted Jan 1, 2009 at 11:08 PM

ok - so I almost  
or maybe kinda remember trying this
so Christmas has passed
toss one together for the New Year
or Monday - Wednesday - no - not Wednesday
humpin' ta be done
try it tonight

Tequila Christmas Ca...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 196 views | posted Dec 26, 2008 at 9:05 PM

Merry Christmas to All  
and to All
a Good Night ! ! !

" 'Twas the Night Before Christmas"

'Twas the night before Christmas & out on the ranch
The pond was froze over & so was the branch.
The snow was piled up belly-...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 207 views | posted Dec 25, 2008 at 11:41 PM

hey look  
ynot quit playin' with fire
hmmmmmmmm
is that a good thing ? ? ? ?
12 comments | 1 kudo | 258 views | posted Dec 20, 2008 at 7:56 PM

so  
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat o...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | 236 views | posted Dec 19, 2008 at 6:17 PM

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