a skwirl, a sheep and an elderly couple ......
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made...More...
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posted Nov 17, 2008 at 10:34 PM
here's
how it oughtta be
in my opinion
electoral votes - should be allotted in direct relation to
registered voters - not population
the percentage of registered voters that cast a ballot
would equal th...More...
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posted Nov 4, 2008 at 12:42 PM
wonderin' this mornin'
Why do we vote on a Tuesday... in November?
The short answer: We used to be a nation of farmers.
The long answer: Congress chose November because the harvest was over and the weather wouldn't ...More...
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posted Nov 4, 2008 at 9:51 AM
what we got here
is country wisdom
Pick 'Em, Lick 'Em, Stick 'Em
0 comments |
0 kudos |
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posted Oct 29, 2008 at 10:22 PM
ah ten sun ! ! ! ah ten shun please
yesterday was
Huff and Puff and Gonna Blow Your Stuff
to Another Planet Day
today has been - is
and for the next several hours
will continue to be
Hump Day ! ! !
so ge...More...
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0 kudos |
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posted Oct 29, 2008 at 9:05 PM
stashin' it
embedding disable so
Hinder - Use Me
7 comments |
1 kudo |
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posted Oct 28, 2008 at 11:16 PM
for those
north of the border
snopes.com: Pirate's Gold Chocolate Coin Recall
HALLOWEEN CANDY RECALLED
There is a new warning put out by the Canadian Food Inspection
Agency....
Sherwood brand...More...
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0 kudos |
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posted Oct 28, 2008 at 9:39 PM
hey ! ! ! ...... Kudo Whore ! ! !
what's the deal ? ? ?
quit shinin' that tiara
I got greenies ta give
now
get to it - ! ! ! ! !
we requires
entertainin'
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0 kudos |
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posted Oct 27, 2008 at 10:32 PM
the meaning of life
why we're all here
I'm hangin' out - mindin' my own
chillin'
when what did appear?
why we're all here
my empty little head was filled with
mindless, happy thoughts when
bam, smack zoom
make so...More...
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1 kudo |
54 views |
posted Oct 26, 2008 at 4:57 PM
stupid kitchen tricks
got any to share?
not the usual - thought I lit the oven, smelled gas so I stuck in a match and
naw - done that, blows the hair right off your body
you can do the same trick with a grill as well
a...More...
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2 kudos |
74 views |
posted Oct 19, 2008 at 8:40 PM
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