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cleewoody
40-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 65
Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire
United Kingdom
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Girlfriend 1.0.......Can you help?  

Can anyone help with this software problem my friend is experiencing?

Eighteen months ago he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without any trouble. Howe...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | 171 views | posted Apr 15, 2008 at 10:54 AM

Marriage...who said what  
1.My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield.

2. "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Willi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 144 views | posted Apr 11, 2008 at 5:19 AM

three virgin daughters  
A Mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married, and mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started. She made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoo...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 151 views | posted Mar 14, 2008 at 1:46 PM

People say the stupidest things!  
Actually Said in Court
From Disorder in the American Courts: Actual quotes from courtroom transcripts

ATTORNEY... Are you sexually active?
WITNESS... No, I just lie there.
__________________...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | 168 views | posted Mar 10, 2008 at 3:39 AM

3 silly jokes!  
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | 152 views | posted Mar 4, 2008 at 12:44 AM

Three Friday Funnies  
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm ban...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 120 views | posted Feb 29, 2008 at 1:36 AM

Monday funnies  
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"

The guy answers, "A scotch, please."

The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars,"

The guy replies,...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 119 views | posted Feb 25, 2008 at 9:09 AM

A Warning to all Men  

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape-drug on the market called "...More...
8 comments | 5 kudos | 180 views | posted Feb 22, 2008 at 1:35 AM

Three Friday Funnies  
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 139 views | posted Feb 22, 2008 at 12:57 AM

George Bush Joke  
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do with you here," says the Devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | 164 views | posted Feb 21, 2008 at 2:29 PM

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