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bumpmonkey
44-year-old Female
Seeking Men: 28 - 37
Egypt, Texas
United States
Last Activity: 1 month ago

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I am the Shit

About myself
i am fun, sexy, sweet, sometimes bitchy, and most of the time playful, outgoing, very blunt and to the point, adventureous, will try ALMOST anything, i am not going to describe what i look like, because my pic is on here. if u like what u see, maybe we could chat sometime....make sure u have a pic though, or don't bother

The person I would like to meet
i would like to meet a guy who is smart, but not a smart ass, goodlooking, well groomed, funny, sexy, outgoing, strong, and his package must be well built; meaning if ur cock is not at least 9", don't bother...and also, if ur over the age of 45, ur too old for me......sorry. I like men who shave, or trim...its cleaner and more fun, i feel that if i'm taking the time to be shaved or trimmed, so should my partner. I'm not into one night stands, so if thats what your looking for, i'm not your person. I am looking for something that will eventually turn into a relationship. When I am with a guy, it is exclusive, i am a relationship type person. So with that said...SORRY TO ALL OF YOU HOUND DOGS OUT THERE.

About my work
i work....thats all you need to know

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
sex is the best hobby there is...thats all i think about and thats all i wanna do.......sorry...

My idea of a great date
a great date would be getting to know one another which would lead to the next great date...

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I don't like men who cheat, my ex did it to me numerous times and i will not date another man who wants to cheat, if your with me, your with me exclusively and thats it, if you feel you need to cheat, then leave

What is your fantasy vacation?
to go to a secluded island and have sex all week

What is your academic background?
psychology

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Cozumel last june and i loved it

What do you find attractive in people?
personality, eyes, lips, ass, great muscular legs and abs to die for

What do others do that irritate you?
they do not pay attention and I can't stand people who stare at me, what the fuck is up with that, if your going to stare then say something...

What do you think is your best quality?
my ability to speak my mind and not give a damn what ppl may think, and of course my lips and boobs...


What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
nothing

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
are you completely honest? and even then you get nothing but lies.....

Describe your physique.
mouthwatering, i have had no bad comments or complaints...you tell me...I'm not a barbie doll, but i'm not a bertha either...lol

What do you do well sexually?
oral, can make u cum in about 2 minutes

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
everything except anal...we won't go there...i'm really into oral sex, after oral its all penetration from there on


What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I'm starting to understand why females turn bi or lesbian, men are real assholes, or at least the ones I've gone out with...

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
don't have any fanticies, i would have to think about that one

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO, never have and never will

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
depends on which gorgeous guy captures me...if he's knock dead gorgeous, i would definately want a relationship, i don't get into one night stands, but wouldn't mind playing for a while, that could lead to a relationship.............don't ya think???

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Be yourself, don't lie to try and get someone whom you think is attractive because the true you will come out in the end, and your the one who gets hurt. I believe in honesty, it will get you every where.

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