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Do you like sailing?
I am honest (most of the time, however not now), kind, nice (kind of like the Boy Scout's oath) person who views everyday as an adventure and see the glass of life not half full or half empty but as an opportunity to add more. I am conservative and would rather share details about myself on a one to one basis. I have been told I make people laugh and do not look my age. I am bald but God created some people with beautiful heads and covered the ugly ones with hair. I am a pirate, have a patch over one eye (left one), usually have a parrott on my right shoulder, a hook for my left hand (Damn Peter Pan) and a right peg leg. Hence - No Picture. However I am knowledgeable on sailing and ships. I am now retired, living the good life.
The person I would like to meet
I want to meet a women who acts like a lady in public but in private turns into a French sidewalk stewartess. Idealy she would be like the poem,
"I found the perfect woman,
I could not ask for more,
She's silent, pretty, oversexed
and owns a liquor store."
About my work
I am the Captain of a pirate ship. Everyday is different and you meet some really fun people.
I am now retired living the life of a rock star.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Oh, the usual, raid, plunder, sacking other ships and coastal towns. Of course there is the old favorite of making someone walk the plank.
My idea of a great date
If I am "working", it would be to carry her off. Otherwise meet for a drink or coffee. I would hate to be bored or bore someone for a few hours like a meal.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
She found someone else and I moved on. I don't know or care where she is.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Water, beach, great looking woman with me, good food, good wine and rum.
What is your academic background?
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Went to St. Louis and St. Augustine, Florida. The Florida trip was a raid.
What do you find attractive in people?
Smiles and laughing, upbeat people.
What do others do that irritate you?
Lie. Can you believe, some people make up stories on this site? I would never do that.
What do you think is your best quality?
I don't take myself too seriously. I am happy with my life and if I meet someone fine; if I don't, fine.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I wish I would not be so serious all the time and try and see humor in some situations.
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are you looking for utopia or will I do?
Describe your physique.
A former college jock who gained some weight and lost some hair but still has that sparkle in his eye.
What do you do well sexually?
I don't know, no one ever said "Boy that really sucks" (no pun intended). I really would like my parner to enjoy it.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
You got to be kidding????? What does every guy like??????? Blowjobs and swallow.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
I want to do something then write about it and send it to Penhouse and they refuse to print it because it is too wild.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Been with two ladies in bed before and would like to try it again.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
No, and I never did and hope I never will.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
All of the above. A LTR starts with a email, then a date then either more, or going our own way.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I suffer from RDD. I need an email address before I can send a picture. I will not post one because I don't want the authorities to get one. And some of my answers were sincere. RDD stands for Real Damn Dumb
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